Monday, 13 June 2011

LA & CP - I am completely legitimate.

-- cordialPacifist [CP] began pestering loanedAllegiance [LA] at 18:59 --

CP: hi aascam! S:)

LA: P€pp¥, m¥ budd¥, how'$ it going?

CP: heh I mean buddy hehe

CP: wow a nickname!

CP: I'm doing okay umm scammy S:P

LA: Ju$t ¢a££ m€ Aa$¢am.

LA: $¢amm¥ ha$ $om€ unƒortunat€ ¢onnotation$.

CP: ohh really?

LA: ¥€$. It wou£d imp£¥ that I $¢am p€op£€ wh€n in ƒa¢t I am ¢omp£€t€£¥ £€gitimat€.

CP: oh well yes of course!

LA: That r€mind$ m€, a¢tau££¥.

LA: I'v€ gotta apo£ogiz€ kid, it $€€m$ I'v€ mad€ a mi$tak€.

LA: I might hav€ $£ight£¥ ov€r¢harg€d ¥ou on that €x€r¢i$€ ma¢hin€ ¥ou bought ƒrom m€.

CP: oh really?

CP: I ThoughT you ToTally undercharged me?

LA: Und€r norma£ ¢ir¢um$tan¢€$ I wou£d hav€ b€€n, but our mutua£ aquantan¢€ £amia brought to m¥ att€ntion that th€ mark€t pri¢€ i$ in ƒa¢t, h€h, around 10 ¢a€gar$.

LA: ¢raz¥ $tor¥, turn$ out I had b€€n bu¥ing ƒrom a ¢orrupt $upp£i€r, that $o£d b€ th€ ma¢hin€ ƒor a va$t£¥ inƒ£at€d pri¢€

CP: oh, wow ThaT is preTTy cheap huh. whaT are we going To do?

CP: wow I'm really sorry To hear ThaT buddy!

LA: But th€ thing i$, I n€€d that mon€¥ ƒor ƒood. I'm not v€r¥ ri¢h, ¥ou $€€.

LA: $o I'm a$king ¥ou to pit¥ m€ and not a$k ƒor an¥ oƒ ¥our mon€¥ ba¢k.

LA: ¥ou'd do that ƒor a budd¥, right?

CP: oh umm

CP: I, well lamia was Telling me ThaT I have To be careful abouT buddies

LA: Oh, that? Don't worr¥ about it.

CP: buT I TrusT you because you didn'T know how much The markeT price was anyway

LA: W€ ta£k€d about it and I a$$ur€d h€r that I wa$ ¢omp£€t€£¥ £€gitimat.

CP: so yeah I can do ThaT for you buddy :)

CP: oh okay!

LA: €x¢€££€nt.

CP: S:)*

LA: Ju$t mak€ $ur€ to t€££ h€r that w€ $ort€d out thi$ who£€ thing, and don't both€r h€r with d€tai£$ £ik€ how I didn't giv€ ¥ou ba¢k ¥our mon€¥.

LA: $h€'$ got €nough going on a$ it i$.

CP: y-yeah righT she is preTTy busy someTimes iT seems

LA: $o, what'$ happ€ning?

CP: oh noT much I'm feeling a biT beTTer because I have you as a buddy and lamia as a friend and I Think someone else as a friend

LA: Oh? Who i$ that?

CP: oh umm her name is cymoTh

CP: she is really friendly

LA: ¢¥moth? I know h€r, $w€€t gir£. A bit on th€ du££ $id€, though.

LA: $ti££, $h€'$ good bui$n€$$.

LA: $o, how did ¥ou two m€€t?

CP: like friendship business?

CP: and yeah she is umm.. kind of sweeT! noT in The flushed way I Think jusT sweeT

LA: $ur€, ƒri€nd$hip bui$n€$$.

LA: But ba¢k to m¥ qu€$tion. How did ¥ou two m€€t?

LA: Iƒ I ma¥ a$k.

CP: ((sorry losT window D:))

CP: oh ummm I...... I Think we meT her Through Ez

LA: Ahh, ¥ou know Mi$t€r £u¢€ri?

CP: uhhh yes!

CP: we were friends before and now ummm noT so much S:C

LA: Oh? I$ that $o?

CP: yeah I Think I goT him angry

CP: because I misundersTood whaT he said abouT being cool when I Talked To lamia and she goT angry aT him and he Told me I should be culled

LA: I $€€, I $€€.

CP: buT he says I can repay him somehow

CP: so ThaT's good a biT.

LA: What do€$ h€ want ¥ou to do?

CP: I don'T know he hasn'T said yeT

LA: W€ird. But th€n h€'$ a w€ird gu¥.

CP: nah I Think he's a cool guy

CP: because he says he geTs all.. um, I mean mosT of some, of The Troll girls To geT flushed for him

LA: Oh wow. What a $p€¢im€n, €h?

CP: yeah haha

LA: I'd imagin€ h€ wou£d ƒit in w€££ with th€ $€a dw€££€r$. Th€¥ $€€m to bu¥ th€ir ¢raz¥ at th€ $am€ €x¢hang€.

CP: hah yes definiTely! you could say hes umm fishing for.. sea um dwelling

CP: because he's like a sea dweller haha

LA: $ur€.

LA: K€€p at it, kid. ¥ou'££ g€t it $om€da¥.

CP: heh our blood color is preTTy similar

CP: Thanks S:) how abouT some kind of name for our buddyness

LA: A nam€? W€££, I gu€$$.

LA: Do ¥ou hav€ an¥thing in mind?

CP: umm how abouT..

CP: The greenblooded goons SB) heh because being a bad guy makes us cool and gives us confidence

LA: A££it€ration, ¢£€v€r, but I know ¥ou ¢an do b€tt€r than that.

LA: Im ƒa¢t, I ¢an h€£p ¥ou do b€tt€r than that.

CP: oh? sure!

LA: Whi£€ going ov€r m¥ $to¢k I ƒound a rath€r int€r€$ting book. It wa$ ¢a££€d 'Maiming and Naming: Th€ art oƒ naming a group or a££€gian¢€'.

LA: Now I didn't hav€ mu¢h tim€ to r€ad ov€r it, and I'm $ur€ ¥ou ¢ou£d put it to b€tt€r u$€ than I.

CP: oh yeah! ThaT's a greaT idea I could read iT over and help ouT

LA: $o, ƒor th€ £ow, -£ow- pri¢€ oƒ on£¥ 5 ¢a€gar$, I'££ $€nd it ov€r to ¥ou a$ ƒa$t a$ I ¢an.

LA: I'££ €v€n in¢£ud€ a ƒr€€ bookmark.

CP: okay! yeah ThaT sounds good heh I mean lamia Told me To be careful buT This will be helpful sTrengThening our buddyship

LA: £ik€ I $aid, I d€£t with h€r.

LA: It'$ ¢omp£€t€£¥ ƒin€.

LA: $o, ju$t wir€ m€ tho$€ ¢a€gar$ and I'££ $tart pa¢king right now.

CP: oh okay, yeah sure

CP: same password and sTuff?

LA: ¥€p.

CP: okay senT

LA: Gr€at! I $€€ it right h€r€.

LA: Thank$ ƒor th€ pur¢ha$€, budd¥.

CP: heh sure Thing buddddyyy!! S:D

CP: I'll leT you know when I geT iT

LA: £ooking ƒorward to it.

LA: $o, oth€r than that bui$n€$$ with €zr€ki, what €£$€ hav€ ¥ou b€€n doing?

CP: ummm noT much, jusT making friends like I said before! how abouT you?

LA: Doing $upri$ing£¥ good bui$n€$$.

LA: ƒor on¢€ in m¥ £iƒ€.

CP: really? you seem like you have a loT of Things To sell

LA: ƒar too man¥. It'$ hon€$£t¥ hard to k€€p tra¢k oƒ it a££ $om€tim€$.

CP: really?

LA: Oh ¥€a, und€rn€ath m¥ hiv€ th€r€'$ thi$ hug€ war€hou$€ ƒu££ oƒ $tuƒƒ m¥ £u$u$ and I bu¥.

CP: oh heh you musT make a loT of caegars when you sell Them

LA: 'Wh€n' b€ing th€ important word.

LA: But ¥ou gu¥$ hav€ b€€n th€ b€$t bui$n€$$ $in¢€, w€££, €v€r.

CP: hehe I guess you are righT! buT you are a cool guy so you will sell Them

LA: Thank$ ƒor th€ $upport, kid.

CP: no problem buddy S:)))

LA: An¥wa¥$, I $hou£d probab£¥ b€ g€tting that book ƒor ¥ou. An¥ £a$t thing$ that n€€d to b€ ta£k€d about?

CP: ((sorry haha pep has noThing else To say))

CP: no I Think I'm good buddy um nice Talking To you!

LA: Ni¢€ ta£king to ¥ou too, P€pp¥.

LA: $€€¥a £at€r.

-- loanedAllegiance [LA] ceased pestering cordialPacifist [CP] at 19:52 --

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